Plan B is the new Plan A
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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