If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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