sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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