lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
"it" just moved
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You made out with two different species that night
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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