We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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