If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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