actually, I'm a sock model
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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