Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I can't turn off my feet"
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
the raccoons are back...
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