Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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