who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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