I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
third nipple confirmed
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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