my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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