This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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