Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
So. Much. Porn.
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