Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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