How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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