Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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