Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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