It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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