Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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