what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Drunk is a universal language darling
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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