If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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