Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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