My friends, they love my intelligence
I CAN MOONWALK!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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