so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Randomize