what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Blood and glitter go together right?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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