we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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