She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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