You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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