There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Come back. Shots need mouths.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
