haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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