I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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