You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think my fart just growled at me.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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