Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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