You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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