Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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