How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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