They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
zippers are such a cool invention
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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