JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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