Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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