hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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