yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
