Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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