white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
