I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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