where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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