If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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