I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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