I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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