THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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