Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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